D12: National Dress
Three French men walk into a bar.
Many hours later 3 drunk French men fall out of a different bar, semi moustachioed, baguettes eaten, onions missing, beret gone and surrender to the night.
If you ever need to clear a bar quick sharp, here is a solution. Buy 2 bags of onions. Skewer each one and thread through a piece of string. Tie a knot in each end. Drape around neck. Walk into bar. Bask in your repellent glory.
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Kudos to Sarah. Au revoir!
