Flying a plane
Top Gun. A great film about hanging out with your best friend, taking a nice shower with all your chums, playing some sports and riding a big chopper. It certainly had quite an influence on me growing up. Whilst I’ve fulfilled most of those aspirations, one has alluded me. That one is driving a plane. But now, thanks to a sexy, kind benefactor that has all changed. I was a bit disappointed that my Goose wore corduroy trousers and was quite old, but I knew I would still get upset when he bumped his noggin on the canopy when we ejected.
Flying a plane is really cool. It’s like driving but in 3D. Observe:
I think I’m ready to join Scientology now!